simsgonewrong:

Okay, so since I don’t have my own picture to accompany this story I uploaded one that best fits. However, this is something that happened years ago that to this day, I will never forget. My sims were out on a date and since they had babies (twin boys) they had hired a baby sitter. Well as I am on the date I decided to check back in with the sitter and the boys and LITERALLY AS I FUCKING CLICK ON ONE OF THE BOYS AND GO TO VIEW THE HOUSE I SEE THE BITCH PICK UP MY BABIES AND JUST WALK OFF THE LOT. Since it was an open world, I continued to watch as she took them to the fucking ocean and I fucking shit you not she puts the twins in the water and then they just disappeared. The parents returned and had no reaction whatsoever, they even paid the fucking sitter. The part that sucked: they were never removed from my house list. If I clicked on one of the boys, THE GAME TOOK ME TO THE GOD DAMMED OCEAN TO SEE NOTHING BUT FUCKING WATER. 
I will never live this down and upon finding your URL, I felt the need to share this with you all.

simsgonewrong:

Okay, so since I don’t have my own picture to accompany this story I uploaded one that best fits. However, this is something that happened years ago that to this day, I will never forget. My sims were out on a date and since they had babies (twin boys) they had hired a baby sitter. Well as I am on the date I decided to check back in with the sitter and the boys and LITERALLY AS I FUCKING CLICK ON ONE OF THE BOYS AND GO TO VIEW THE HOUSE I SEE THE BITCH PICK UP MY BABIES AND JUST WALK OFF THE LOT. Since it was an open world, I continued to watch as she took them to the fucking ocean and I fucking shit you not she puts the twins in the water and then they just disappeared. The parents returned and had no reaction whatsoever, they even paid the fucking sitter. The part that sucked: they were never removed from my house list. If I clicked on one of the boys, THE GAME TOOK ME TO THE GOD DAMMED OCEAN TO SEE NOTHING BUT FUCKING WATER. 

I will never live this down and upon finding your URL, I felt the need to share this with you all.

bursten:

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

jaimielannister:

when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p 

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

abbeyisacartoonfreak:

zogwargqueen:

zogwargqueen:

folie-a-deuxme:

zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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Did you say yes

my response:

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tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y

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Romance in the 21st Tumblr century

shihfu:

Why do I keep taking naps when I wake up feeling worse?

shihfu:

Why do I keep taking naps when I wake up feeling worse?

"If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking."
— Haruki Murakami, (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via words-of-emotion)

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

"When I was little
They taught me
To treat others
The way I treat myself.
These days,
I’m working
In reverse:
Trying to treat myself
The way I would
Treat others."
supernaturalapocalypse:


slashfilled-mind:

weepingangelsblink:

reichenbach-fallschirm:

itcantbestopped:

god-of-fucking-thunder:

SUPERNATURAL FANS KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!



Do Supernatural fans just kinda see it automatically when they’re scrolling by

Yes.  

Allright, new plan. For the duration of the apocolypse, all supernatural fans go to the center of this thing. Safest place on earth, in the middle of a fucking devils trap.

#on our way

supernaturalapocalypse:

slashfilled-mind:

weepingangelsblink:

reichenbach-fallschirm:

itcantbestopped:

god-of-fucking-thunder:

SUPERNATURAL FANS KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!

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Do Supernatural fans just kinda see it automatically when they’re scrolling by

Yes.  

Allright, new plan. For the duration of the apocolypse, all supernatural fans go to the center of this thing. Safest place on earth, in the middle of a fucking devils trap.

#on our way